12 hours ago
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zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

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12 hours ago
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kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

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18 hours ago
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slytherihn:

starlight : A mix to spark hope (listen)

i. what are you going to do when you’re not saving the world - hans zimmer // ii. over the love - florence + the machine // iii. firefly - ed sheeran // ivdreams - bastille and gabrielle aplin // v. us against the world - coldplay // vi. lights - ellie goulding // vii. shadow and a dancer - the fray // viii. feast of starlight - howard shore // ix. nothing left to say / rocks - imagine dragons // x. nighttime - the xx // xi. starlight - muse // xii. all i want - kodaline // xiii. female robbery - the neighbourhood // xiv. light it up - onerepublic // xv. 100 suns - 30 seconds to mars // xvi. arcade - hans zimmer

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18 hours ago
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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

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18 hours ago
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universalequalityisinevitable:

universalequalityisinevitable:

Jacque Fresco, from Zeitgeist: Moving Forward.

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18 hours ago
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buttsofjustice:

arm freckles (◡‿◡✿)

shoulder freckles (◕‿◕✿)

nose freckles (◕ω)

 

FRECKLES (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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18 hours ago
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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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18 hours ago
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guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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#perry dice
18 hours ago
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penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

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18 hours ago
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nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

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18 hours ago
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People of all sexes have the right to explore femininity, masculinity—and the infinite variations between—without criticism or ridicule.

- Leslie Feinberg (via les-fille-fatale)

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18 hours ago
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I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

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18 hours ago
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1 day ago
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veeteeshirt:

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

veeteeshirt:

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#homestuck
1 day ago
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Amaura & Aurorus

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