var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Hi, I’m JP. Most of the stuff on here will be unoriginal works, but if I do post original items, I will label them. I’ll edit this area as I go along, but for now: sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. If you have any questions to ask me, the message box is on the bottom of the page. i’ll try to get to them in a timely manner. If you have any problems with me click on the”Objection” button“> - Tumblr (3.0; @zapurr)http://zapurr.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/82WwqXyyWXg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbqutie.tumblr.com/post/53161129332/she-did-that-shit" target="_blank">bbqutie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SHE DID THAT SHIT</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53345143975http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53345143975Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:42:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/866812f1eb6233f01913c2b9bf7b6e37/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/365fd9750b0235b277f4a374078db725/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e61233b06224d4444bea343e15a8d649/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48a9a3c2493c445ee22b525780c2dc78/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/689979737a00262474ee43b5ffbfddde/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c0fd6aa037aede0c90c1fca901f9334/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e1f3538d430f9a84ba539401f3ca337/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a059742b406fc9ce34e34be9ef6410f/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d13b0f5fd26e439a72a7e9ed90d7c7d6/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6587bcbd76ca6f36599f115a7cf2ae73/tumblr_mol8pbvI781qkgmgko9_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53299031497http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53299031497Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:01:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2acd54ce5154fcd639c886a83b2507d5/tumblr_moc8zcdozJ1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baf021c7a885a13c102553b3e423b16d/tumblr_moc8zcdozJ1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c91a3cf669e5de23c357822eab78d61/tumblr_moc8zcdozJ1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/384bd99f1da81416d1f95d9a982891b3/tumblr_moc8zcdozJ1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71960c4a4b6e12ea041dc2ee84c2ad5a/tumblr_moc8zcdozJ1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/52888995892/tumblr-gets-deep-30-pics" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/06/13/tumblr-gets-deep-30-pics" target="_blank"><strong>Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53298726892http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53298726892Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/52368632664/oh-hot-dam-this-is-my-jam-i-say-to-hot-dam-he" target="_blank">snapchatting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“oh Hot Dam, this is my jam” i say to Hot Dam. he was trying to steal my jam and i’m not going any further with this train wreck of a text post</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53295249959http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53295249959Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:09:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs66jHgwR1r8c3j2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://candycoatedcotton.tumblr.com/post/15820221857/i-was-gonna-write-their-conversation-but-then-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">candycoatedcotton</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I was gonna write their conversation but then I realized I can’t roleplay at all</p> <p>anyway have I told you how much I love Runawaystuck?</p></blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53283145217http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53283145217Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:04:40 -0400homestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hl3p4k2N1r337tvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jetgreguar.tumblr.com/post/53244230617/disneytrivia-in-the-scene-in-the-incredibles" target="_blank">jetgreguar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disneytrivia.tumblr.com/post/26297161385/in-the-scene-in-the-incredibles-where-helen" target="_blank">disneytrivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In the scene in <em>The Incredibles</em> where Helen (Elastagirl) is flying the plane, her use of radio protocol is exceptionally accurate for a movie. The terminology used hints that she has had military flight training. In the director’s commentary Brad Bird says that actress Holly Hunter insisted on learning both the lingo and its meaning.</p> <ul><li>“VFR on top” means she is flying in the regime of Visual Flight Rules ‘on top’ of a cloud cover.</li> <li>She requests “vectors to the initial”, or directions on how to get to the initial landing approach.</li> <li>“Angels 10” is her altitude call, ten thousand feet. This is a military term. Civilian flights use the term “flight level”.</li> <li>“Track east” is her direction of travel.</li> <li>“Buddy spike(d)” is a US military brevity code meaning “friendly anti-aircraft radar has locked on to me, (please don’t shoot)”.</li> <li>“Transmitting in the Blind Guard” is a call on the emergency frequency where 2-way communication has not been established.</li> <li>“Abort” is also a military brevity code, a directive meaning “stop the action/mission/attack”.</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>god i love when actors/ voice actors are intent on using correct lingo for things like this</p> <p>its so easy to BS this sort of thing and sometimes it might work but it’s vastly more impressive when they actually use correct terminology </p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53274009083http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53274009083Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:57:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e2e6a80ff8c655f96937917d5f0d47c/tumblr_mnpxf7saAO1r5y20oo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/325c9c140673aa186d7753b37ea190f4/tumblr_mnpxf7saAO1r5y20oo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ksmith56.tumblr.com/post/53194910764/abandoned-tumblr-dude-this-scares-the-fuck-out" target="_blank">ksmith56</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Abandoned Tumblr</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Dude this scares the fuck out of me</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258954784http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258954784Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:57:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_moavgitrQQ1rhfffio1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/516edd941bc851ffedbeeb92e9208955/tumblr_moavgitrQQ1rhfffio2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258946794http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258946794Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:57:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5da957d5892bea365e1ec30692745514/tumblr_mokkujfsFv1r2goieo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/224f62911828128d1287f0444021e01e/tumblr_mokkujfsFv1r2goieo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee275e113c998f7a3f7b99f5e87dbed2/tumblr_mokkujfsFv1r2goieo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258941946http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258941946Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:57:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anonynaila.tumblr.com/post/36656089713/subvertcliche-mello-dramatic-everyone-who" target="_blank">anonynaila</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://subvertcliche.tumblr.com/post/36638718108/mello-dramatic-everyone-who-reblogs-this-will" target="_blank">subvertcliche</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mello-dramatic.tumblr.com/post/36632947376/everyone-who-reblogs-this-will-get-the-title-of-a" target="_blank">mello-dramatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.</p> <p>Everyone. I mean it.</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE BEST POST</p> <p>I HAVE EVER SEEN</p> <p><strong><em>EVER</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>they really do mean everyone</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258501985http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258501985Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:48:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c4871cd8c637aa4dd9324ddef0a8bd5/tumblr_mojze7f5NO1sqr6f7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yrrzy.tumblr.com/post/53217034632/exclusive-footage-of-the-xbox-one-production-line" target="_blank">yrrzy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>exclusive footage of the xbox one production line</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258394744http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53258394744Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:46:58 -0400<p>If anyone is interested in reading/critiquing my short stories PM me or let me know!   </p> <p>I just finished my fiction writing course in college, and wrote three shorts.  </p> <p>So let me know!!!</p> <p>?</p>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256865894http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256865894Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:19:16 -0400<p>Wowza it deleted my entire post ;-;.</p>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256789823http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256789823Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:17:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e745d010f1443ae6d5502d036d747e80/tumblr_mokj3l18F01qzidlgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekingermany.tumblr.com/post/53247769921/i-cannot-get-enough-of-this-comic-sometimes" target="_blank">geekingermany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256551281http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256551281Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:13:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/673b4bb3b8f7fb8eb9e93035d136250f/tumblr_mo3jvyfQNM1rd5o8ho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craigskrew.tumblr.com/post/52495687988/overall-enthusiasm-overall-enthusiasm-overall" target="_blank">craigskrew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Overall Enthusiasm</em></p> <p><em>Overall Enthusiasm</em></p> <p><em>Overall Enthusiasm</em></p> <p><strong>YEEHA</strong></p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256390550http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53256390550Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:11:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hidden-agender.tumblr.com/post/53116024249/nietzscheisdead-did-u-know-people-have-been" target="_blank">hidden-agender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nietzscheisdead.tumblr.com/post/53078963943/did-u-know-people-have-been-proposing-gender" target="_blank">nietzscheisdead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>did u know people have been proposing gender neutral pronouns literally since the 19th century. the word <em>thon </em>was invented in 1884 and was in funk and wagnell’s standard dictionary til the late 60s…please do not pretend that gender neutral pronouns are a wacky and grammatically unfounded recent phenomenon </p> </blockquote> <p>…not to mention that singular they has been used for AT LEAST 500 years prior to that.</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238906112http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238906112Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:59:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf450d05ee9c27c16cdd1e50fb732701/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cec12b13ee004ec94e63a5b0441ede4/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d4b93fc464ed48416cc40780998eb06/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f5b8ab164e69ec64a69d3febce452bd/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17e102b52f4fca0fc05eea00b5842146/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b08c772ae4a58d9493daef410a4e2939/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/494afa2f3725d6c7c3de3121aa07e866/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af65c920b2bd40b0cb4c71cce93f74d1/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdf39b2f39d7914dc02f733b3dc41872/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5b82183aa86b585561dc9921232db21/tumblr_mlnwk8jn2D1s4yoxho10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sideless.tumblr.com/post/53036282300/wisteri-psuedonam-logoside-tips-and" target="_blank">sideless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wisteri.tumblr.com/post/49492283374/psuedonam-logoside-tips-and-homespun-for-the" target="_blank">wisteri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psuedonam.tumblr.com/post/48849561655/logoside-tips-and-homespun-for-the-apocalypse" target="_blank">psuedonam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://logoside.tumblr.com/post/48796296863/consejos-practicos-y-de-andar-por-casa-para-el" target="_blank">logoside</a>:</p> <p>Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.</p> </blockquote> <p>The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238862219http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238862219Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:58:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1927466438934665b34a653e0e5bfe4c/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5d094540d9428d5206786061a071bf4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af685ab1da96f1cbefaf635b65f6c24d/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bb35428b3a986477184a7a2b60a1a8/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d25a88bf13ea2141f6f56d4a499f70a/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e62c1c67c1d2549b7584e7ebec88f4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/915a14f199d6962623bef0d8fdf5d78e/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b22c05d8c7e5f7682cde15564a359fd4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foxyshy.tumblr.com/post/53209790074/dad-egberts-terra-mater-15-amazing-things-in" target="_blank">foxyshy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dad--egberts.tumblr.com/post/53208671653/terra-mater-15-amazing-things-in-nature-you" target="_blank">dad—egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terra-mater.tumblr.com/post/53187275862/15-amazing-things-in-nature-you-wont-believe" target="_blank">terra-mater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist</strong></p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/D2HIm?gallery" target="_blank"><em>Source</em></a><strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I want to go to these places.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238728685http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53238728685Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:57:01 -0400wantto do list<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meing3u2Wb1rau57io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cracker-dazzled.tumblr.com/post/53228883001/karkat-pyrope-i-am-spades-senpai-and-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cracker-dazzled</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://karkat--pyrope.tumblr.com/post/53227343706/i-am-spades-senpai-and-i-thats-eight-in-one" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">karkat—pyrope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-am-spades-senpai-and-i.tumblr.com/post/37193823582/thats-eight-in-one-screen-im-dying" target="_blank">i-am-spades-senpai-and-i</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That’s eight. In one screen. I’m dying.</p> </blockquote> <p>The pain is real</p></blockquote></blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53234704340http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53234704340Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:58:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyid37hz6R1r7p7elo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tkseoul.tumblr.com/post/50304736451/tails804-omg-who-made-this-fucking-hell" target="_blank">tkseoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tails804.tumblr.com/post/49816487280/omg-who-made-this" target="_blank">tails804</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oMG WHO MADE THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCKING HELL</p> </blockquote>http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53234656022http://zapurr.tumblr.com/post/53234656022Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:57:56 -0400