Maw of Insanity

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  • slenderqueer:

    anasylumteaparty:

    dionthesocialist:

    caliboorn:

    missjessicasmith:

    This is the oldest piece of music known to humankind. It’s engraved in cuneiform on a tablet from 1400 BC. And it was a hymn to their goddess Nikkal.

    I wasn’t actually expecting something serious.

    That was, um, actually unexpected.

    This is actually really soothing. Like I could sleep to this. 

    The Mesopotamians are so fascinating. What an interesting culture.

    (via daviie)

    Source: missjessicasmith

  • that-jolly-tardis-sound:

    dashing through text posts,
    on a dashboard full of gay,
    over post limit? “NOOO”
    reblogging every day!
    audio posts sing,
    making fangirls cry,
    what fun it is to laugh and sing,
    while all your feelings die!
    OH
    tumblr feels,
    tumblr feels,
    tumblr feels all day,
    oh what fun it is to die,
    and scroll your life away,
    HEY!
    tumblr feels,
    tumblr feels,
    tumblr all your life,
    oh what fun it is to cry,
    and watch your ships all die!

    (via hybridblood)

  • whenyouhearthissong:

    Everytime We Touch - Cascade

    Source: whenyouhearthissong

  • sssssssim:

    Pendulum - Set me on fire

    Source: sssssssim

  • beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

    better-gods:

    call-me-madi:

    cassjaytuck:

    mytardishaswings:

    cardboardtardis:

    uselessbutdecorative:

    One Woman A Cappella Disney Medley

    86 days, 30+ looks/characters, 13 main songs, 13 “quoted” songs, 1 month to edit, recorded and edited by herself. Make up and costumes done by herself.

    This has got to be one of the MOST incredible things I have ever set my eyeballs on…if you don’t watch this you are a fool.

    image

    BEST 8 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

    I am way too emotional about this video right now.

    WHOA

    Can we just talk about her range for a second? She goes down to (at least) a low D, and up to (at least) a high E (I’m guessing, it’s not like I have a piano here, just based on what I can sing). That’s almost 4 octaves. That’s amazing. Right up there with Freddie Mercury.

    All right, back to watching.

    um.

    holy SHIT.

    wow not even ashamed to admit that i teared up at the end.

    (via worstbaliffever)

    Source: haydenrodgers

  • keep-on-fighting:

    For everyone.

    (via tellerofuntruths)

    Source: keep-on-fighting

  • itspartofmyprocess:

    draumen:

    flylikeabowtie:

    sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

    yumatsukomo:

    twinkle twinkle little star

    why is art so fuCKING HARD

    #up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

    twinkle twinkle little FUCK

    dammit

    what the-

    I give up.

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck
    fuck fuck fuck

    it got better

    (via hybridblood)

  • leauxwren:

    I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew

    Eddie Morton (1909)

    I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
    I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
    I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
    but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
    
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
    
    The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
    So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
    Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
    I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!
    
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
    
    I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
    Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
    I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
    I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!
    
    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

    (via fukenjakeswilybitch-assgrandma)

    Source: youtu.be

  • thetimelordthatwalkedintomordor:

blackbirdrose:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

just-gotta-get-back-up:

i almost died when i saw this

i died too. then i wrote this.
Get inside the TARDISSee the stars beyondVisit alien planetsNever hold a gunTrust the Sonic in the Doctor’s hand‘Cause when you land, there’s danger tooAnd an awful lot of running to doYou have to count the shadowsIn the libraryIf you have more than one, thoughThere’s no way to fleeLife was so mundane before he cameWon’t be the same when you are throughThere’s still awful lots of running to doRegeneration stops my deathBut it puts a new face on meI can only hope they’ll trust me when I changeAll the leaking energy in my breathLeads the pilot-fish right to meFighting Sycorax in a bathrobe’s not so strangeDOCTOR WHOYou must be swift as a Weeping AngelDOCTOR WHOWith all the strength of the great JudoonDOCTOR WHO and all the force of a raging DalekMysterious as the dark side of an OodTime keeps getting weirderAs the TARDIS fliesCracks in space and time thereMake you never aliveBut when Rory dies, he is revivedAs a Roman through and throughHe’s got awful lots of running to doDOCTOR WHOYou must be swift as a Weeping AngelDOCTOR WHOWith all the strength of the great JudoonDOCTOR WHO And all the force of a raging DalekMysterious as the dark side of an OodDOCTOR WHOYou must be swift as a Weeping AngelDOCTOR WHOWith all the strength of the great JudoonDOCTOR WHO And all the force of a raging DalekMysterious as the dark side of an Ood

YOU MADE IT EVEN BETTER!!!1!

And I may have just sang it all the way through to myself… key change and all…

can someone make an audio post of this… please

    thetimelordthatwalkedintomordor:

    blackbirdrose:

    cthulhu-with-a-fez:

    just-gotta-get-back-up:

    i almost died when i saw this

    i died too. then i wrote this.

    Get inside the TARDIS
    See the stars beyond
    Visit alien planets
    Never hold a gun

    Trust the Sonic in the Doctor’s hand
    ‘Cause when you land, there’s danger too
    And an awful lot of running to do

    You have to count the shadows
    In the library
    If you have more than one, though
    There’s no way to flee

    Life was so mundane before he came
    Won’t be the same when you are through
    There’s still awful lots of running to do

    Regeneration stops my death
    But it puts a new face on me
    I can only hope they’ll trust me when I change
    All the leaking energy in my breath
    Leads the pilot-fish right to me
    Fighting Sycorax in a bathrobe’s not so strange

    DOCTOR WHO
    You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
    DOCTOR WHO
    With all the strength of the great Judoon
    DOCTOR WHO 
    and all the force of a raging Dalek
    Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

    Time keeps getting weirder
    As the TARDIS flies
    Cracks in space and time there
    Make you never alive

    But when Rory dies, he is revived
    As a Roman through and through
    He’s got awful lots of running to do

    DOCTOR WHO
    You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
    DOCTOR WHO
    With all the strength of the great Judoon
    DOCTOR WHO 
    And all the force of a raging Dalek
    Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

    DOCTOR WHO
    You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
    DOCTOR WHO
    With all the strength of the great Judoon
    DOCTOR WHO 
    And all the force of a raging Dalek
    Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

    YOU MADE IT EVEN BETTER!!!1!

    And I may have just sang it all the way through to myself… key change and all…

    can someone make an audio post of this… please

    (via pacothehomosexualtaco)

    Source: loveisillysoarelamps

  • behind-the-internetz:

    Touhou | Homestuck
    “Bad Apple Cristina Vee English Version”

    Source: behind-the-internetz

  • suchanadorer:

    hurryupmerlin:

    purdaldoo:

    THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

    Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

    Caramelldansen apparently.

    (via neckbeardeddragon)

    Source: youtu.be

  • littlegreyghoti:

    reallifescomedyrelief:

    imartinxiii:

    beardedsaint:

    moarghosts-n-stuff:

    What Skrillex would sound like on piano.

    Plot Twist: Skrillex is a classical pianist. Makes more sense than him being a great dubstep artist.

    O_O

    So this is amazing and I love it, and I’ve blogged it before…but I pressed play and kept scrolling and then this GIF popped up on my dash…I couldn’t stop laughing.
     

    holy undercut, that sounds heavenly

    (via tsukikoeldrich)

    Source: moarghosts-n-stuff

  • notmusa:

    lets jam to some spooky halloween surf/rockabilly

    SPOOKMASTER by the ghastly ones

    (via lumberkrampus-deactivated201212)

    Source: notmusa

  • mortson:

    hopelesslyblithe:

    rosesmomhasgotitgoingon:

    zillyhoo-sexual:

    oh my god homestuck dubstep.

    i listened for about 30 seconds and i had to shut the computer and go outside for a minute to calm myself

    oh fffff

    download

    where can i

    (via raesunlight)

    Source: soselfimportant

  • novakian:

    thorhead:

    justabrowncoatedwench:

    thorhead:

    can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

    “spell mummified

    “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

    “are you high”

    http://youtu.be/bqyjoaPUXAI

    oh my actual god

    NEW FAVORITE POST

    (via daviie)

    Source: starktrekenterprise